PDP RS/6000 OCTANE VAX ULTRASPARC S/390 6000+1!!
1337 BotNeT Server
NLQ near letetr quality edition
with patented 
HARDDRIVE OUTSIDEŽ Technology


The PDP RS/6000 OCTANE VAX ULTRASPARC S/390 6000+1!! 1337 BotNeT Server NLQ near letetr
quality edition with patented HARDDRIVE OUTSIDEŽ Technology is the solution to all your
botnet server needs.  It runs MVS VMS Unix, and is Twinax, Ethernet, TN3270, RS-232, PDP-11, 
USB and Y2K compliant.  The patented HARDDRIVE OUTSIDEŽ Technology allows fast and efficient
replacment of data for all your critical backup needs.

1337 botnet server


Just look at this typical network configuration:

bottle network


Exclusive printed label will impress all your clients and show them that you are number one
in the field of botnet server selection.

label whoo


Imita-blinkenlights reduce the need for epileptic fits during maintenance and provide a cost 
effective solution to monitoring your data.

switch or light?  you decide!


Anti-spam function provides security to your e-mails.

anti-spam!


Reconfigurable HD connection is future-compliant with HDTV standard.

foward compatibility for greatness


Server-side bottle and 1337 keyboard gives the console operator the same fun as a terminal operator!

superterminal


Local USB interface allows for the accelerated communications necessary for a modern bottle.

usb1!!!


Patented HARDRIVE OUTSIDEŽ Technology provides you with a choice of fast, powerful hard
disks for easy backup and data recovery.

Patented HARDRIVE OUTSIDEŽ Technology


Over Ethernet, many possible terminal configurations are feasible, including IBM 3178, IBM
3180, Sun Type 2 and many others (stability may be an issue with the 3180, but let's not
talk about that).

3180

3178

Sun Micro type 2



Options

High Fidelity audio is available as an extra cost option.

Quadraphonic Surround Sound


An alternative power scheme is available
 - The power of thousands of Nintendo fanboys can be harnessed by mounting a Nintendo
Gamecube console on a dot matrix printer tractor mechanism.  The resultant energy can be 
harnessed and relayed to the server by the Wavebird wireless controller protocol.  This can
be attached to the hard disk using an RCA phono cable, available behind many hi-fis.  Note
the essential grounding on the Wavebird adapter.

power source

power relay



Technical Specifications

Model		PDP RS/6000 OCTANE VAX ULTRASPARC S/390 6000+1!! 1337 BotNeT Server NLQ near 
		letetr quality edition
Label		PDP RS/6000 OCTANE VAX ULTRASPARC S/390 6000+1!! 1337 BotNeT Server NLQ near 
		letetr quality edition ****** HARDDRIVE OUTSIDEŽ ******
Colour		Beige; Beige/Purple as an extra cost option
System Board	Plywood 3-ply 1'-1' limited offcut edition
Processor 	Yamaha DX7 Overdrive 2000; peak performance 5649349MHz/sec/sec
ROM		Pre-written SIMM Card with extra pay as you go
RAM		Optional
Storage		internal, massive
		external, patented HARDRIVE OUTSIDEŽ Technology
Networking	Twinax, Ethernet, TN3270, RS-232, PDP-11, USB and Y2K protocols supported
		max throughput 45461546Death Gigas/sec/sec
Throughput	Bricks; easy
Bandwidth	503 Exceeded
Power		Very powerful, the ultimate; AT via hard disk
		Alternative power scheme via Nintendo fanboys
Local console	Bottle
Remote terminal	Bottle (need not be identical!)
Termtype	VT-100, VT-52, WWW, SLAYER-EDGE, daytime port, anything via an IBM 3174
Useful		Yes
Sound		Negligable, optional high fidelity audio
Lichtenstein	Yes
Model M		Yes please
Flammability	No
Endocrine	Think about it

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botnet at nine 9 nine 9 hit points dot 0RG